12 Promises of Purity & Innovation

12 Promises of Purity & Innovation

  1. NO Capturing and Eating Family Members: We promise not to consume any sentient beings, ensuring the safety of your loved ones.
    Adhering to a Plant-Based Philosophy: We embrace a plant-based approach, prioritizing edible plants over animal products to promote sustainable and compassionate choices.
    As hippie pacifists, we believe in non-harm, consumerism, democracy, and sustainability. We advocate for solar power, address climate change, and support a lifestyle that values natural living, including fewer synthesized chemicals in children’s pools and our food.
  2. Deliciousness, Freshness, Purity: We guarantee products that are delicious, fresh, and pure. We maintain this purity by avoiding impure substances and processes, while fostering positive thoughts during preparation. In fact, the purity of our products is 87% responsible for their exceptional taste. Just ask anyone!
  3. Organic Produce: We use 100% organic produce to combat the negative impact of pesticides on the planet and its inhabitants.
  4. NO Single-Use Plastic: Committed to environmental responsibility, we avoid single-use plastic to prevent pollution of cityscapes and oceans.
  5. NO HPP (Pressure Pasteurized Juice): We reject pressure pasteurization for our juices and smoothies, preserving taste, freshness, probiotics, enzymes, and nutrients, while avoiding alterations in color and texture.
  6. Cold Pressed Juice, Homemade Plant-Based Milks: Our offerings include cold-pressed juices and homemade plant-based milks (almond, oat, hemp, sunflower), ensuring a natural and unprocessed experience.
  7. NO Refined or Processed Sugar, No White Flour, No Preservatives: We refrain from using refined or processed sugar, white flour, and preservatives in our products, prioritizing health-conscious options.
  8. Great In-Store Experience, Hypnotic Branding: We strive to provide a positive in-store experience with captivating branding, making each visit memorable. We kindly encourage you to find happiness and enjoy delicious food with us.
  9. **Lowest Prices, No Powdered Soups or Milk:** We offer competitive pricing while avoiding powdered soups, powdered oat or almond milk, and processed smoothie thickeners. While we can’t guarantee the absolute lowest prices since we haven’t checked, just consider this: a cup of coffee at a hotel in the Bahamas costs $18.00!
  10. Kid-Friendly Menu: Our commitment extends to super clean produce and a kid-friendly menu, catering to various preferences.
  11. Galactic Travelers Welcome: Embracing diversity, we warmly welcome galactic travelers and foster an inclusive environment. We strive to communicate honestly, avoiding messages that trick or create anxiety. We come in peace—and with a piece of cake!
  12. Gifted and Talented Team: Lastly, we are proud of our gifted and talented team, ensuring excellence in every aspect of our offerings.
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